I have been dating my girlfriend for over a week. We went out Sat. to a restaurant to eat. She wanted to go to one place, but I wanted to go to the one I where I had a coupon (2 for 1).
We went and ran into her friend there-I have to admit her friend was a hottie and I was kind of flirting. My gf got mad at me & we argued about it on the way home. We made up & we were having sex. All of a sudden, I had to fart bad! I had been holding it in all night & couldn't anymore. I pushed it out with such force, not realizing that it was a real WET fart & it stunk! I thought it was funny and laughed. I reached over to grab a towel and started cleaning it up. The towel ended up being her shirt!
After this she was mad & demanded to go home. I said no & she can walk home if she wants as she is lives only a mile away. It was 40 degrees too. LOL! She left & I called her the "C" word on the way out. I left her a msg to work it out IF she apologizes for leaving. Am I wrong or right about this?
2006-11-21 15:57:01 · 11 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
thats called a (shart) part fart, part s h i t.
i think she should be more understanding, that happens to alot of people.
and maybe next time, you should wait and do that, or go to the restroom.
2006-11-21 16:11:00 · answer #1 · answered by rhonda3826 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey so yea, pretty much, to make this short. You are a piece of ****, you dont deserve a girlfriend. You need to learn to respect females and not treat them like some tool. Me as a dude if i were her friend and found out what you did i would beat the wet farts out of you. Your the reason us guys look so bad. If you want to make it better, buy her a new shirt, invite her back to your house to cook her dinner and do whatever she wants and expect nothing in return. If you do this maybe, maybeee she'll still stay with you.
2016-12-25 13:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by Tyler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you have to stand in the bathroom with her after you take her out to the most foreign restaurant you can find... and you need to inhale fully the air from her poop... This is the only way to save the relationship... Trust me its happened before...
2014-10-31 13:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by Amos Barnett From Head-Fi 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Totally wrong, i think you're just bragging and if she really means something to you, you need to stop being imature, call her and apologize for being a jerk before you let her slip away.
2006-11-21 16:02:20 · answer #4 · answered by MeLiSsA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because that is sick! And I would have done the same thing! It ruins the moment, and its a big turn off!
2006-11-21 16:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
shes right...once u farted u stinky man...n to top it off u abused her...ur such a loser!
2006-11-21 16:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by zoya 7 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i will say the majority of this made me ROTFLMAO
but you should be ashamed of EVER using the "C" word..you are more rude doing that that farting even if it was a wet one
You OWE her the apology **** hole
2006-11-21 16:01:06 · answer #7 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
YOu could'nt hit up the bathroom to do that? You are disgusting!
2006-11-21 16:04:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are wrong and you know it or you wouldn't of posted this question.
2006-11-21 16:00:09 · answer #9 · answered by princess_sam_21 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
if this is a real ?, she was right to leave....
2006-11-21 16:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by Momo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋