I keep telling him I'm not interested in someone who loves everyone. What should I do?
2006-11-21 15:46:42 · 19 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You don't have to do anything. Ill kick his ***.
2006-11-21 15:49:33 · answer #1 · answered by Poo 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
First of all there is no record of him ever having gainful employment so, you know that he's broke (you pay for dinner). Second you know that he's only going to talk religion (boring). Now if you can get Satan to ask you out, go for it.
2006-11-21 23:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by The professor 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, do you wink at him like you wink at your friends? Because I've heard it through the grapevine that you're a winker; not that I'm trying to judge here.....
2006-11-21 23:55:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mudcat 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Tell him you're already dating Zeus and Apollo on the side...
2006-11-21 23:57:01 · answer #4 · answered by left of center 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Move out of Mexico
2006-11-21 23:49:02 · answer #5 · answered by Slave to JC 4 · 6⤊ 2⤋
get a free burger out of it before you drop him. Oh, and ask him what he did with the Holy Grail
2006-11-21 23:51:28 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Watch his hands sister he's a sly one
2006-11-21 23:50:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it, Jesus contacted you and asked you out? What the heck?
2006-11-21 23:49:41 · answer #8 · answered by syfox133 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Maybe you should get an exorcism!
2006-11-22 00:04:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think he loves everyone.
Psa 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Psa 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
2006-11-21 23:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 5⤋
That explains it. I gave myself to Jesus but now he never calls. I guess I was too easy. ::sob::
2006-11-21 23:52:01 · answer #11 · answered by Kathryn™ 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋