Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
2006-11-21 15:44:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great. i cant believe ppl dont get it.. more more i say. skool is boring so this is keepin me entertained
2006-11-21 15:50:09 · answer #1 · answered by dookie cool the insomniac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting
2006-11-21 23:49:23 · answer #2 · answered by cetinnovations 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Lord, paddy didn't find a Mahout under the bed !!! Ha Ha Ha 10+/10 !!!! Funny ! I liked it !!!
2006-11-21 23:51:00 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good i got a good laugh my uncle is a horse trainer so that really hit me lol nice one keep em coming.!!!! I Give it a 10!!!
2006-11-22 00:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by amberslilsis06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-11-21 23:47:30 · answer #5 · answered by dwinkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope this cheers you up : )
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-11-21 23:55:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is intresting,funny,different,and cute.I have never heard that one be fore.It out of the ordinary.
2006-11-22 00:35:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute
2006-11-22 00:01:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
KInda wacky, kinda good, kinda wierd and kind great
2006-11-22 00:02:49 · answer #9 · answered by Creepy Man2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jst hope when i gt home i wont find anything under our bed...
2006-11-22 00:12:24 · answer #10 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋