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2006-11-21 15:37:01 · 17 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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get married and change his name to geezus as the influx of spaniards using the name jesus "hey zuess" may be confusing to some.

2006-11-21 15:47:31 · answer #1 · answered by patrick f 1 · 1 1

I am very sure that Jesus will do the same thing 2000 years ago to heal the sick ,the broken hearted, preach the kingdom of God and forgive sinners and above all to spread the good news of salvation. Don't ever think Jesus will destroy Las Vegas , Jesus will come to give all the inhabitants of Vegas the second chance.

2006-11-22 00:09:45 · answer #2 · answered by thegrouch 2 · 0 0

He'd probably sell his blood to the Plasma Center, buy a hotdog on Freemont Street and play a little keno until he wound up a looser.....

2006-11-22 00:07:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mudcat 3 · 0 0

to clear all places of gambling, evil intentions like on the bible which it stated that jesus got angry on a synagogue where men started gambling and recklessly made the place of worship, a casino. and he threw the tables where men gamble. I think
it is in the Gospels.


a silly question.

2006-11-21 23:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by darthchris316 3 · 0 0

Have a sermon on the Luxor!!! Set the prostitutes free- and all the Johns- love them and tell them to sin no more- D

2006-11-21 23:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by Debby B 6 · 0 0

spend a lot of time being doctor to the sick. the healthy don't need him.

Then he would do some really good elvis impersonations since Jesus is the real King

2006-11-21 23:47:35 · answer #6 · answered by Slave to JC 4 · 0 1

he would go right to the bank and make a deposit after all jesus saves!

2006-11-21 23:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go to the casinos and talk to people... Thats what He did best.

2006-11-21 23:42:26 · answer #8 · answered by Jim 2 · 0 0

Certainly Not What People In Los Vagas Is Doing!...........

2006-11-21 23:57:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

hit the black jack tables. he would have his daddy upstairs telling him what to do every move of the way

2006-11-21 23:44:56 · answer #10 · answered by Adam 4 · 0 0

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