If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you $200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 30 cents?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space?
Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
What's the opposite of opposite?
WEIRD LANGUAGE
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes and from Finland Fines?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
2006-11-21 15:19:06 · 14 answers · asked by looneytoon783 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
are they funny
2006-11-21 15:20:06 · update #1
LOL good questions ive been trying to figure out some of those things for a long time
2006-11-21 16:52:22 · answer #1 · answered by amberslilsis06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah they are great, specially the ones in the weird language section, I appreciate them so much more because English is my second language, and for years those little phrases boggled my mind.
2006-11-22 00:03:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Huf Huf Huf .......Got tired of your non - stop shower of mind blowing questions !!! I can only answer your questions in my next life !!! Wow ! Appreciate your patience and efforts in collecting such funny but interesting stuff !!! Nice job !!!
2006-11-21 23:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes they are funny :P
I love this one: Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
2006-11-21 23:24:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What color does a smirf turn when it holds it's breath?
2006-11-21 23:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by dreamer555 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you so much for getting me out of boreness!! they were really fun "totally cool dude".
2006-11-22 01:06:44 · answer #6 · answered by j4ckel!n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lots of trick questions.
enjoyed reading them.
2006-11-22 00:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by [CooKie] {♥} 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for giving me something to think about!!
nice job!!
2006-11-21 23:25:42 · answer #8 · answered by sixcannonballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
2006-11-22 01:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok..give me a week or two..i promise i'll be back with ..answers you're looking for...lol..:-)
2006-11-21 23:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋