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Ever since I was recently abducted by aliens my hair is falling out in clumps. I am very attached to my hair. I'm not asking how to fix my hair, I am asking how to get even. i was thinking about launching an interstellar attack on the aliens who abducted me and caused my hair to fall out. Anyone want to join? I will provide all firearms and ships. Please rsvp asap.

2006-11-21 15:14:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

TAKE ME TO YOUR DEALER!?...I MEAN LEADER

2006-11-21 16:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh boy !!! Don't be carried away with the emotions and feelings !! Loosing of your hair indicates your increasing level of IQ !!! I bet the more you lose your hair the more intelligent you become with unbelievably high IQ !! Just by loosing few patches of hair you have become so intelligent that you have prepare yourself for a combat with aliens !!! Ha Ha Ha.....appreciate your imagination !!! Good One !

2006-11-21 23:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

You can stop hair loss using many cheap and effective home remedies.Egg white, lemon juice, oil massage are other home remedies at http://www.wellnesstalk.org/hairfall.html will prevent further problems.

2006-11-23 01:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would be very willing to join you on your trip to attack aliens. Please count me in. One thing, though; where on earth are you getting these firearms and ships?

2006-11-21 23:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by Eloise 2 · 0 0

lol Laugh Out Loud

2006-11-21 23:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by Tracy 2 · 0 0

Apparently you're not as attached to your hair as you thought! Sorry don't want to join. I don't "tangle" with aliens.

2006-11-21 23:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

ill go with you just as soon as i put on my human costume

2006-11-21 23:23:04 · answer #7 · answered by looneytoon783 1 · 0 0

you can do nothing because you are really destined to be bald

2006-11-21 23:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by probug 3 · 0 0

I want to come...after they took me my toes fell off!!!!

2006-11-21 23:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0 0

Your be coming one of them! ALIENS ARE BALD!!! AAAHHH!!!

2006-11-21 23:16:55 · answer #10 · answered by Orion M 3 · 0 0

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