I am now stranded in a jungle like terrain and have no idea where I am. I killed 2 locals for food, but I'm not hungry yet so I'm worried the lions will come for the bodies. Also I've been using an elephant for transportation, but now he's looking at me like he's gonna stomp my head. My cell phone doesn't work, and I've already e-mailed the police, but I don't want my wife to know about the plane, she thinks I am poor. Any suggestions on what I can say as to how I got here? Oh, any help with the elephants and lions would be appreciated as well.
2006-11-21 14:39:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well if you emailed the police then you somehow have internet.Use google Earth to locate YOURSELFand then once you find YOURSELF you can then pluck yourself for writing such jibberish
2006-11-21 14:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a vivid imagination! i'm glad you were able to get internet access in the jungle and tell of your tragedy.
2006-11-21 22:48:17 · answer #2 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man , You got problems ! Maybe you better talk with Tattoo to see if he can get the Boss to restart your experience on FANTSAY ISLAND......
LMBO !!!
2006-11-21 22:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u 4 real?
2006-11-21 22:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you dreaming? watching a movie or what?
2006-11-21 23:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wth?
2006-11-21 22:45:51 · answer #6 · answered by DuDe-Is-ThAt-MiCaH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-11-21 22:54:46 · answer #7 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋