**Twisted Joke** Lmao (Don't hate meh)
A boy and his dad are at the zoo and the son sees two lions having sex. The boy asks his dad, "what are they doing daddy" and the dad replies, "They’re baking a cake son".
Later that day the boy and his mother are walking in the park. The boy see's two dogs having sex the boy asks his mom, "What are they doing". The mother replies, "Baking a cake".
Later that night the boy walks downstairs and sees his parents having sex, and then goes back upstairs.
The next morning the boy says, "Mom dad, I know what you guys were doing last night, baking a cake and I ate the icing of the couch that you guys had left".
2006-11-21 14:38:48 · 14 answers · asked by Orion M 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!
2006-11-21 15:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I loved it. Seriously the best joke I've heard in awhile.
2016-05-22 11:44:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, yes indeed... very twisted. I'd even categorize it as sick. Quite funny, although I've heard it in the past.
Thanks, :)
-dh
2006-11-21 14:42:29 · answer #3 · answered by delicateharmony 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwww
LOL
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
2006-11-21 14:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
ewww thats so gross, but funny tho :D
2006-11-21 14:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww.... but it's funny. i guess that's why we should tell kids the truth :)
2006-11-21 14:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! *clapping...*slapping ma knee...*face in shock-&-Ah....omg thats gross but HALARIOUS!!!
2006-11-21 14:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by Groovy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nasty-but different
2006-11-21 14:41:50 · answer #8 · answered by darkangel1111 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty, but that was great.
2006-11-21 23:28:56 · answer #9 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.....LMAO.....
2006-11-21 14:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by kelsey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u r nasty LOL
2006-11-21 14:42:39 · answer #11 · answered by CuTIe PiE!!!!!!! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋