6 apples, 3 dildos, 18 chickens, 5 gallons of jello, 2 bmws, 44 cucumbers and 2 lesbians, what do you have/could you do with these items? Most creative gets points.
2006-11-21 14:36:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You could have a good time (and eat a lotta chicken while you're doing it).
You could shove the apples in the lesbians mouths when they start talking about feminism (but take 'em out when they wanna moan or groan), 3 dildos have a limited amount of clits and t i t s to rub & holes to penetrate.. Jello in an above ground pool (not too deep so no one drowns) where all women give each other massages, and just rub bodies (enjoying the sensations) together in general..
44 cucumbers.. some in a yummy big salad, some in interesting places where the men could/should be..
Oh. You forgot the camera crew to tape it all.. It'd be a pitty to only have that good time stored in some lil' perv's head..(he should be able to share it with a few million of his closest friends)!
Points or not, I enjoyed picturing all that.
Mmm, yeah..
Oh yeah, and the BMWs to drive away in (afterwards), smiling.
2006-11-21 14:46:47 · answer #1 · answered by seaofcolour 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In point of fact, I DO have those items on hand right now. And I am sorry to report that I am unable to get creative with them. The lesbians wouldn't get into the bmw's - turns out they've heard they're the opposite of porcupines (with bmw's, pricks are on the inside). The chickens turned out to be a bunch of cowards and ran off, and we got into quite a Pickle with the cucumbers. Got sick when the rather poorly conceived green colored dildos somehow got mixed in with them, and now I've got a terrible stomach ache (must have been from the batteries inside - acid indigestion), and with those d*mn apples around, we can't get a doctor to make a house call! Now the lesbians are afraid to eat any, and it turns out they are the one type of woman who can't suck jello out of a gallon jug.
So I'm plumb out of ideas.
2006-11-21 14:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by CSlave 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send a driver in the bmw's to pick up my lesbian girlfriends. When they get there we will have barbecued chicken and apple pie for dessert. We will wrestle in a pool filled with jello, get hungry and eat half the cucumbers, drink jello shots and ....... I'll just leave it to you to figure out what happened with the other ingredients.
2006-11-21 14:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tammers 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have the (sexy)lesbian girls have a messy food fight.You would love to see that.
2006-11-21 14:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋