Mormons at the door?

Question

I have Mormons at my door, what should I do?

Answer 1

Invite them in. WE LOVE MORMONS! Serve them only fresh spring water in clean glasses while subtly leading them over to the hidden pit.
Preparations: Make sure to have hinges cleaned and oiled regularly or you could have an embarrassing situation on your hands. Always keep a LOT of paper towels on hand, save the excessive garments for Jehovah’s Witnesses recycling drives..
A well dug pit is worth the money, you really do get what you pay for. Oh, and make sure you have plenty of ear-plugs ready, sometimes it can be difficult to sleep through the weeping. Be firm, tell it to spread the lotion on its skin, and walk away –oh, and don’t keep Dogs nearby

Answer 2

Ask them if they really believe that Jesus and Satan are "spirit brothers" and when they say yes read this passage from the Bible to them and tell them to get lost!

2 John 1:7 For many deceivers have gone out into the world, those who do not confess the coming of Jesus Christ in the flesh. Such a one is the deceiver and the antichrist. 8 Watch yourselves, so that you may not lose what we have worked for, but may win a full reward. 9 Everyone who goes on ahead and does not abide in the teaching of Christ, does not have God. Whoever abides in the teaching has both the Father and the Son. 10 If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, do not receive him into your house or give him any greeting, 11 for whoever greets him takes part in his wicked works.

Answer 3

i was once tolds by a friend the best way to respond to a mormon is to say" Oh great I have been looking for someone who has read and can interpret the word of God in its original context " they will usually be quite happy at this response then when they agree ask them if they understand ancient hebrew greek and aramaic, When they obviously reply thta they don't know them , ask well how can you explain to me words which were written in a language you cannot speak , ,9/10 times this is perplexing enough to make them leave and not return

Answer 4

Well, as a lot of my friends are Mormon, if I were in your shoes I'd let them say their stuff until they're finished. Sure it'll probably be annoying, but it'll be over with in a few minutes.

Answer 5

They are good persons. Open the door and talk to them. Maybe you can see another point of view.
Why not?

Answer 6

Sit down and have a nice talk with them. They are rather nice people with good hearts.

If you do not believe in their form of religion here is a site that will provide you with the differences between mainstream Christianity and Mormonism:

http://packham.n4m.org/contra.htm

http://www.shadycrest.org/Sermons/1Timothy4.htm

http://atheism.about.com/b/a/112575.htm?terms=case+against

Answer 7

I was about to be baptized. into there church I told them of some true miracles that Gods spirit did for my family. they called me crazy .and walked out the door. they said only higher ups in there church could do miracles.those people . well, there strange.they believe only in there church. not the spirit of God, which is my whole life. just about. I rely very much on the guidance of the holy spirit of God.

Answer 8

Slam the door closed without speaking to them. If they don't allow you to close the door (as has been known to happen occasionally), threaten to call the police for home invasion.

Answer 9

It depends on what you want them to do. If you want to talk to them, then open the door, if not, tell them to go away and if they don't, then call the police.

Answer 10

Lock and bar the door and go lock yourself in a closet for Gods sake. Everyone knows these are evil people and should not be trusted. They may come through the window but if you are locked in the closet maybe you will be safe. Maybe they will just take what they want and leave. God bless good luck kisses Betty.