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I am looking for a joke, its a thanksgiving day drinking poem with tequila,it's a recipe for making a turkey dinner? Anyone know this joke?

this Joke I had several years ago , I accidently deleted it, and i cant remember who sent it to me.I have been looking for it since.I know that its a joke and its a recipe for making a turkey dinner and your drinking tequila and getting drunk while cooking, its funny.If I find it ,I will put it on here for others to see.

Answer 1

BAKED STUFFED Turkey 6-7 lb. Turkey 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing 1 cup uncooked popcorn salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan in the oven. Listen for popping sounds. When the turkey's *** blows out the oven door and flies across the room, the turkey is done.
or subtitute tequila is this one
Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

Answer 2

Don't know, but here's a good one!

The turkey popped out of the oven,
And rocketed into the air;
It knocked every plate off the table,
And partly demolished a chair.

It ricocheted into a corner,
And burst with a deafening boom;
Then splattered all over the kitchen,
Completely obscuring the room.

It stuck to the walls and the windows,
It totally coated the floor;
There was turkey attached to the ceiling,
Where there had never been turkey before...

It blanketed every appliance,
It smeared every saucer and bowl;
There wasn't a way I could stop it,
That turkey was out of control.

I scraped and I scraped with displeasure,
And thought with a chagrin as I mopped;
That I would never again stuff a turkey,
With popcorn that hadn't been popped!

Answer 3

The best blond jokes,
1..... Two blond tweens look up at the sky
1blond: Wich do you think is closer, China or the moon?
2 blond: Can you see China? The moons closer!


2..... Three friends are stuck on an Island, two brunets and a blond. One brunet ruds a magic lamp with a genie inside. He gives the girls three wishes. The brunets go first and wishes that they could go home, leaving blondie all alone. She looks around and crys," I wish my friends were here!!!

3..... Three girls, a brunet, a red head, and a blond, rob a town bank. To escape the cops, they hid in these three large potatoe sacks. The cops kick the brunets bag. She saids," Meow, Meow!" The cops thinks theres kittens in there. They go over to the red heads bag and she yells," Chirp, Chirp, Chirp so they thinks theres birds in that sack. Then they go over to the blonds bag and she yell," Potatoe! Potatoe!"

4..... Two sisters jump off the Empire State building, who hits the ground first, the black haired or th blond? The black haired, the blond needs to ask for directions.

Last
5..... This blond girl comes home from kindergarden and tells her mom," Mommy, Mommy! Today we were learning how to count. All the other kids only got up to 4, but I got up to 7! It's cause I'm blond isn't it." Sure Molly, lets go with that."
The next day Molly comes home: Mommy, Mommy! We were learning the alphabet and all those other kids couldn't make it past G, but I went all the way to M! It's cause I'm blond isn't it?" Yes Molly"
The next day: Mommy Mommy! At gym we had to go to the girls locker room, and all the girls were cardboard flat, but I got THESE!!" she lifts up her sweater, and shows her bra. " It's cause I'm blond, right!" " No, it's because your 25."

Thank you and good night!:-]

Answer 4

No s**t I wanna know. Any ideas on how it starts, or details in the joke/poem?

P.S.
If you find out can you E-mail it to me?

Answer 5

no idea but now i wanna know too :0p





oh yea i think i know which one u mean. i think i've had it b4 too. but can't remember how it goes. sounds really familiar though.

Answer 6

Then why are you in the "Jokes and Riddles" section?