An italian man buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he
announces, his wife has just produced "a typical Italian" baby boy
weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around,
and many exclamations of "WOW!" was heard. A woman faints due to
sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender
says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Italian baby that weighed
25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father
answers, "Seventeenpounds," The bartender is puzzled, concerned, "Why?
What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth." The Italian
father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans in to the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised."
2006-11-21 12:58:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't believe in circumcision, my kid will have to wear it off, just like his old man.
2006-11-22 03:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like the Italians, exaggerate everything!
2006-11-21 21:20:08 · answer #2 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, they could have cut out his brain and he'd still weigh 25 lbs. Ha Ha
2006-11-22 00:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH FREAKING NASTY.... Lone Star beer?
2006-11-22 00:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by aeseeke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats where it all went
2006-11-21 21:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!
2006-11-21 21:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmfao!!!!!!
2006-11-21 21:02:22 · answer #7 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋