Because its mother was a waifer so long!!
Hohoho,
Thank you thank you, plenty more where that came from.
2006-11-21 12:25:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok u can stop now because that is a little kids joke. believe me i know
2006-11-21 12:29:32 · answer #1 · answered by dcsprouse001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It should have been glad, because the Doughboy was its father and his father was making cookies by the dozen. The cookie had a lot of brothers and sisters.. They were all pretty well off, too... they were rolling in the dough. (oooh that's bad)
2006-11-21 12:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, it's an old joke - & if you've got any more, I suggest you freshen them up a bit, so they sound orignal. The "free t-shirts guy" above had the right idea.
2006-11-21 12:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cookie was sad because his life was going to hell, and all his little chocolate chips were complaining about the family structure, so one day the cookie decided to turn himself into crumbs, it was disgusting!
2006-11-21 12:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What has 8 legs and lives in trees?
Four anti-road protesters :(
2006-11-21 13:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! I'll pay a "franc" for a hot dog roll joke!
2006-11-21 12:36:11 · answer #6 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he was a MONSTER!!!! arrrrggggrrrggghhhh!
scare you, thought not, but better that having a `kermit` frog in the throat....
2006-11-21 12:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and then he hands me a stick of gum and closes the door.
2006-11-21 12:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do u know what that was the funnyst joke iv ever heard i actually forgot to laugh!!!!!!!!
2006-11-21 12:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by smokey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was feeling pretty crumby.
His father was'nt "raisin" him right.
2006-11-21 12:30:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋