First god would have to tell people to write it. That would be funny. Theres John sitting there and hears a voice out of nowhere "Joooohhhnnn, i need you to write a book for me."
John responds- " WHO JUST SAID THAT?"
God- "It was me God"
John- "Holy crap you scared me, I though I had a tumor"
God- "Ok grab a pencil and paper..... In the beginning there was there was the heaven and the earth
John- "ok it began with the heaven and .....
God- "no no no- in the beginning, there was the heaven and the earth"
John- "oh ok, so how long is this book?" lol
Its just as funny as that mormon guy who wrote the book of mormon by listening to his talking hat
2006-11-21 12:21:33 · 10 answers · asked by tommie 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
what for too much work
2006-11-21 12:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not as complicated as you say. God moves people by His Holy Spirit to do what He would ask - including writing things down. There is nothing funny about that.
Putting the Bible on the same low level as the Book of Mormon is an insult to the Bible. There is nothing funny about the BOM either. It is a pernicious book that has led many astray.
2006-11-24 08:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many people wrote the Bible. If u look closely u will find that is a anthology of many books. I would believe that the stories have changed alot but the central message remains: Jesus died for ur sins. Hat= funny
2006-11-23 22:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The talking hat -- wow. I've never heard that story.
You might just want to consider the possibility that some things happen in ways that our beyond our knowledge or understanding.
In other words, just because you don't know how God inspired the Bible, doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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2006-11-21 20:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
People talk to spirits and channel messages which they sometimes publish in books. Writing a Bible would be easy using channeling.
2006-11-21 20:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We think Moses wrote the Torah, btw
2006-11-21 20:25:03 · answer #6 · answered by STEPHEN J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait, I want to hear about the talking hat!
2006-11-21 20:28:37 · answer #7 · answered by braennvin2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man im gettin sick of all this religon bull crap!!!
Hell gimme a pin and ill right a damn bible.
Hey a story is a story.
2006-11-21 20:26:09 · answer #8 · answered by melucknope 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whoa!
Yeah, I wanna hear about the talking hat!!
2006-11-21 20:34:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's what they said about the Pyramids. I think somebody was very inspired.
2006-11-21 20:28:48 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋