One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolls to a stop at the kerb, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door. Checking his mirror as he pulls away, the cabbie is startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sittin gin the back seat. "Er, where to?" he stammers.
"The station," answers the woman.
"You got it," he nods, taking another long glance in the mirror.
Looking up, the woman catches him staring, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"
The driver coughs politely, "Well I'd just noticed that you were completely naked."
"So?"
"I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
Nodding slowly, the woman spreads her legs and puts her feet up on the front seat headrests. She smiles at the driver. "Does this answer your question?"
"Bloody hell," cries the cabbie, still staring at the mirror. "Got anything smaller?"
2006-11-21 12:13:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah the wiles of women fidgety.
A police officer pulls a woman over."Is there a problem,Officer? she asks."Ma'am, you were speeding.Could I see your licence?"
"I don't have one.I lost it four times for drink driving."
"Okay," says the officer,"Can I see your registration documents."
"Nope," says the woman."Can't do that either.I stole this car,killed the owner,and put his remains in the boot."
The horrified officer calls for back-up and within minutes five police cars circle the woman.A police chief slowly approaches,clasping a gun."Ma'am," he says,"open the back of the car please." She does so but the back of the car is empty."Is this your car, ma'am?" asks the chief."Yes," says the woman.
"Here are the registration papers." The chief is confused."The officer claimed you don't have a driver's licence." The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out the licence."Ma'am this is a puzzle," says the chief."My officer told me you didn't have a licence,that you stole this car,and that you'd murdered the owner." "I don't believe it!" says the woman."Next you'll tell me the lying bastard said I was speeding too."
2006-11-21 22:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never mind "Got anything smaller". She might look at his & ask if he's got anything bigger!!!
Good joke, though.
2006-11-21 12:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very gd pmsl
2006-11-21 18:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-11-21 16:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by checkmate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny and your BAD!
2006-11-21 12:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh, ne thing smaller?
2006-11-21 12:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-11-21 12:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-21 12:16:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋