His foreman goes to see his family to tell them the sad news. They ask "Did he suffer". The foreman replies "I don`t think so, he got out three times for a piss!"
2006-11-21 12:02:37 · 11 answers · asked by David H 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome
2006-11-21 12:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A leak? What? In the beer vat? Was he trying to repair it? Oh my the poor man! Surely EEC regulations would require the vat to be emptied of beer first, or in a exstreme supply some kind of scuba gear? Sorry for your loss :(
2016-05-22 10:49:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-11-21 12:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by Crazy Cat 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-11-21 12:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
god that one is old. you are suposed to say it was a Irishman. that is what makes it funny.( I am Irish and first heard this joke in 1958) but thanks for the memories
2006-11-21 12:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
what a drunk,. iwould have peed in the beer
2006-11-21 12:05:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha
2006-11-21 15:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by Joey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes, indeed. too funny.
/doc
worth remembering.
2006-11-21 12:10:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
At least he was decent enough to not do it in there.
2006-11-21 12:06:43 · answer #9 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL........................ That was so funny! keep them comming. 10/10
2006-11-21 12:18:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋