A newlywed couple is about to consumate their marriage, and the wife tells the husband, "Now, you have to give me $10.00, and every time we do this you have to give me
$10.00."
The husband agrees to this and they start their long and happy marriage.
Fifty years go by and the couple is walking down a street, the wife stops the husband and points out a very tall building.
" Honey," she said, " with all the $10.00 you have given me over the years, I was able to buy that building."
"Oh, man." The husband said. " if I had known you'd spend the money so wisly, I'd have given you all my bussiness."
2006-11-21 12:02:02 · 6 answers · asked by mysticalviking 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, too funny.
I can't believe people could not get it. He just admitted to sleeping around. "I'd have given you all my business."
lol
2006-11-21 17:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's not right! Funny though, lmao.
2006-11-21 13:10:33 · answer #2 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought he was giving her all his "bussiness"!
2006-11-21 12:12:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-11-21 12:06:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ba-zing
2006-11-21 12:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what? I don't get it... =(
2006-11-21 12:06:28 · answer #6 · answered by ambyrrox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋