Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in.
"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Cobba said "Lets try Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her." Replied Cobba.
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her titts."
"Play with her titts"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"
2006-11-21 11:56:45 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved the joke, ha,ha,ha, 10 out of 10
2006-11-21 12:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by Dragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 12:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was kinda sexist (not really), but, I have 2 admit that it was funny, at the same time. And I speak 4 all of the people, we really need 2 work on those jokes. Most of the people didn't get it. I know I didn't get it either. No offense
If u don't mind, I would be SOOOOOOO happy to get 10 points, thanx, ur SUCH a doll, ;)
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2006-11-21 12:04:11 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Jazzy™♥ 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Almost as good as the one where the guy comes home and grabs his wife, shoves two asprin and water downher throat ..she gasps, "what was that for?" He says "it was two asprin for your headache"... she says" i don't have a headache" He says "good get your clothes off and get in the bed then !!!! " lol...
2006-11-21 12:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by Snuffy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha - I actually am 'lol'ing! Best joke I've seen on here all day. Nice one!
2006-11-21 12:02:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol i was eating chips and i choked on it xD! im alright but damn that's a good one.
2006-11-21 12:29:05 · answer #6 · answered by roflyounotfunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually quite funny!
2006-11-21 12:00:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It makes me want to put a "shrimp" on my "barbie", then go "down-under".
2006-11-21 12:36:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's as bad as this one.....Why did God give women legs? ~ So they don't leave "snail trails" where ever they go! LMAO
2006-11-21 12:03:23 · answer #9 · answered by Terri R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2006-11-21 19:52:39 · answer #10 · answered by big_al225 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋