What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Two Dallas Cowboys were in a car. Who was driving? The police.
How do you get 3 pounds of meat out of a fly? You unzip it.
What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone's going to lose a trailer.
What's a native of Paris called? A parasite.
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She couldn't find the 11.
What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
What did the blonde say when she walked in a bar with a piece of **** in her hand? Luck must be on my side, look what I almost stepped in.
2006-11-21 11:46:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ENOUGH!...........GO ON THEN
2006-11-21 11:56:32 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dallas Cowboy Jokes One Liners
2016-11-01 09:00:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in basic terms watch Kindergarten Cop. The movie is packed with one liners that are hilarious! Plus, Arnolds accessory + not easy guy image make it that plenty funnier seeing him get bossed around via a kindergarten type :-P
2016-12-29 07:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did like all the jokes, but the one about Helen Keller screwed it all up. If you had said anyone else but her, because I agree with the part about her being a woman and that's why she can't drive.
2006-11-21 20:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i agree with taz c. i was going to give u a thumbs up but after the hellen keller joke not going to. won't give you a thumbs down either cause the rest of the jokes were good :-)
2006-11-21 12:17:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you hadn't mentioned the Helen Keller "joke", you might almost have been funny.
Sorry mate.
2006-11-21 11:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Hellen Keller one is pretty stupid, but I loved the rest. Thanks for the laughs
2006-11-21 11:55:03 · answer #7 · answered by Brittney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
big ups dude
2006-11-21 12:00:50 · answer #8 · answered by Timothy B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you oughta be on stage
2006-11-21 11:55:02 · answer #9 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfectly
2006-11-21 11:52:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny really ^^
2006-11-21 11:52:16 · answer #11 · answered by Cece 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋