It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how:
Let go of the mouse.
Turn off the computer.
Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.
Eat something other than taco chips.
Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.
Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.
Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.
Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.
When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside.
If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.
Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address.
Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name. Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.
2006-11-21 11:40:58 · 22 answers · asked by Deranged Insanity 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sounds like you know from personal experience! is this what you had to do overcome innate nerdity? so i'm guessing your kinda normal now, good on ya!
2006-11-21 11:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You ignored 2: existence, AND WHY? God made you because of the fact He loves you. you have this form of element pronounced as 'purpose', because of the fact of this you're unique, distinctive. That makes you 'specific', specific to no longer me, who cares approximately me, yet specific to the only that created you--God. So, having coming to this end it may do you plenty stable, to seek His will on your existence, and stay it to the final of your skill. stable success.
2016-11-25 23:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Visit a library and read a classic, then go to your parents house and make them dinner
2006-11-21 11:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by BOE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It IS possible to have both a life AND a computer,you know...
2006-11-21 11:43:01 · answer #4 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry - I haven't used up my limit on this page yet - am I an addict?
2006-11-21 11:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good way to get a life, lol
2006-11-21 11:43:43 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Sydd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get a life you dont want to kill yourself or cut your wrists
2006-11-21 11:42:51 · answer #7 · answered by john 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop pasting other peoples 'wisdom' onto the internet
2006-11-21 11:47:25 · answer #8 · answered by cedley1969 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL
Thanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
2006-11-21 11:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! You got that right!
2006-11-21 11:47:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋