George the postman was on the final day of his job after 35 years of serving his neighbourhood, come rain or shine. At his first house, he was greeted by the entire family applauding him, and sent him on his way with a healthy gift envelope. At the second house, he was presented with a case of fine wine; at the third he left with a box of Havana cigars.
At the fourth house, George was greeted by a beautiful blonde in a baby-doll nightie, who took him by the hand upstairs to the bedroom and treated him to the best sex of his life. Afterwards she led him to the kitchen and cooked him breakfast.
As the stunning woman poured the coffee, the postie noticed a £1 coin next to his cup. "What's the money for?" he asked.
"Oh," the woman replied. "Last night I told my husband that today was your last day, and I asked him what we should give you for a special treat. He said "F**k him. Give him a pound." The breakfast was my idea."
2006-11-21 11:39:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a deserved reward for services rendered!
A case of the early bird catching the worm!!!!
And the second mouse getting the cheese!!!!
2006-11-21 23:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done, matey - I'm impressed. Keep it up - oh, sorry, the postman was doing that, wasn't he?!
2006-11-21 20:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice !!! Wanna be a postman on my last day too...
2006-11-21 19:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice,,, 10/10 for that!! i ain't heard that in ages , well done ,, bout time someone put some real jokes on here .
2006-11-21 19:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lucky post man
2006-11-21 20:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one b4, but still couldnt help LOL. Thnx! :)
2006-11-21 19:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by boredguy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-21 19:47:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2006-11-21 19:46:28 · answer #8 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ! that's good.
2006-11-21 19:47:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jokes nothing better.. like jOKes!.. thx in advance..:-)
2006-11-21 19:46:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋