ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
2006-11-21 11:38:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for sharing
i will have 2 tell my friends those definetions
2006-11-21 11:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by cute_e0321 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! You'll like this; look up Ambrose Bierce and ' The Devil's Dictionary '. Or ... you didn't! Didja??!!
2006-11-21 11:47:44 · answer #2 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao...you're really good at coming up with definitions, aren't you?
Hahha...next time hit the dictionary!!! lmaoo =]
2006-11-21 11:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by Lina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, too much time on your hands - on the other hand (get it?), you've made more of an effort than the people who are criticising you.
2006-11-21 11:56:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That's brilliant.
2006-11-21 11:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the Ebonics one better.
2006-11-21 11:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by Betty Boop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, so witty, but so true!
saving it on hard drive!
will make me feel better on my bad days.
thanks!
2006-11-21 11:42:00 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great,I"ll tell my mates them ones.
2006-11-21 12:10:35 · answer #8 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm... too much time on your hands
2006-11-21 11:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol @ cut and paste..thanks for sharing jokes..!:-)
2006-11-21 11:41:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good
2006-11-21 11:41:10 · answer #11 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋