WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"
2006-11-21 11:35:43 · 10 answers · asked by Deranged Insanity 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok so the wife is a caffeine addict, beer and wine alcoholic, and she`s brewing up a fuse to light her already unsteady bipolar head.
think the fella should walk away and go on to pastures new.....
2006-11-21 11:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny I got a good laugh from that
2006-11-21 19:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by ambyrrox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess jesus had bad grammer because he didnt space out that statement
2006-11-21 19:38:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He!! He-BREWS!! My idea of a perfect relationship! Thanks for that one. Happy Thanksgiving to you
2006-11-21 19:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-21 19:50:51 · answer #5 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever - if a little racist.
2006-11-21 22:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
niceeee
2006-11-21 19:39:57 · answer #7 · answered by roarxximadinosaur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! ha ha ha, good one there!
2006-11-21 19:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by Such A Chicka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.k. not bad.
2006-11-21 19:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......good one!
2006-11-21 19:42:01 · answer #10 · answered by boredguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋