Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
2006-11-21 11:20:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny. Ineeded a good laugh.
2006-11-21 11:24:33 · answer #1 · answered by Crazy Cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
each and each area of Italy has its own way of existence. As a northern Italian, inspite of the undeniable fact that we are on the factor of our kinfolk and we like eating our good nutrition, the 1st element this is presented in strategies isn't to consume and spend time with kinfolk. Seriuosly, my existence isn't so limited. as quickly as I have been given married, my kinfolk became my husband, I spend maximum of time with him, on my own. this would not recommend we don't care our mothers and fathers. seek for Carnevale, Christmas, 1th could...there are a lot of Italian traditions. In northern Italy we choose going to journeys and enjoy being outdoors, decide for a stroll in mountain, for a motorbike to holiday, or a stroll in the sea coast. i in my view think of that factor spent at homestead watching television is a wasted time. because of the fact of this why once you first meet a northern Italian, he would not invite you over for dinner.
2016-10-17 08:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by mcfee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the fun in this joke as nowadays Italians aren't still virgin at the wedding day and certainly don't live with their parents after they get married.
Ah, americani...siete avanzati in tecnologia ma indietro di 100 anni in istruzione.
2015-11-16 02:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, a donkey show
ha ha
lol
2006-11-21 11:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL
Thanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
2006-11-21 11:36:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny
2006-11-21 11:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by ambyrrox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one.... keep up the good work!!! ;)
2006-11-21 18:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
priceless! ahaha..
2006-11-21 11:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, fuc'king hooker
2006-11-21 11:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
balls funny
2006-11-21 11:24:31 · answer #10 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋