Sicker the better please!
2006-11-21 11:15:17 · 9 answers · asked by eddie9551 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do blonds make chocolate chip cookies?
Squeeze a rabbit.
2006-11-21 11:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh sure. HERE'S ONE..
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up tied to a stake with a fire burning slowly underneath him.
He cries out for help, and is answered by what is obviously one of the tribesmen, who informs him that he is going to be served as dinner to the leader of the tribe.
"But you don't understand!" he cries, "You can't do this to me! I'm an editor for the New Yorker magazine!"
"Ah," replies the tribesman, "Well now you are editor-in-chief!"
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, "about 1,500." "That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
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2006-11-21 11:35:54 · answer #2 · answered by Dharshi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman walks into a bar, and uses the restroom. She comes out, and flirts with the bartender. She rubs her fingers through his hair, walks her fingers up his chin, and puts them in his mouth. The bartender really likes this. She takes out her fingers, and says, closely to his face, holding his chin "Where's the manager?" The bartender replies, "in the back by the dumpsters. Why?" The lady says "because there is not toilet paper or hand soap in the Woman's bathroom."
2006-11-21 11:20:39 · answer #3 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was this girl who was 18 and was crying because she was still a virgin, and she had no arms or no legs. She was crying about it on her 18th b-day, and decided to go to the beach to feel better. but no such luck. she was still crying,and couldn't stop. So this biker dude came up and was like "What's wrong" and she explained. "I'm 18 and I've never been f ucked!" So the biker lifted up her armless and legless body and plunged her into the water. Laughing, he said "Well you are now!"
2006-11-21 11:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by dumpsterdd90 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
2006-11-22 03:18:29 · answer #5 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok here is one
all u have to do is say the word cow before each word
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now say the word cow after each word
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now say the word cow before and after each word
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finally just read from the bottom to the top enjoy!
cows
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2006-11-21 12:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by ♥still luvin u♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-11-21 11:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy goes to a doctor, Dr says he has 1 year to live....guy goes to 4 other Dr's......NOW HES GOT 5
2006-11-21 11:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do blondes make good housewives?
Ans: They can't find the door.
2006-11-21 11:20:20 · answer #9 · answered by somewherein72 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋