Man arrives @ pearly gates.
St peter welcomes him in.
St peter says,we supply you with transport as a reward for being faithfull to your wife when you were on earth.
On receiving his reward,a RollsRoyce,he saw an old mate drive by in a mini.
Man asks,why has he a mini?
St peter replys"he was unfaithfull twice" to his wife.
Two minutes later he sees an old mates wife going by on a pedalbike,St peter says "she was unfaithfull 10 times to her husband.
Two hours later St peter is driving down the road when he sees the man next to his Roller crying,his head in his hands.
St peter asks,"why are you crying ? you got a roller to go around with.
Man replys, " it's not that, iv'e just seen the wife going down the road in a pair of f###ing ROLLERSCATES."!!!
2006-11-21 11:07:35 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very funny
thanks for cheering me up
2006-11-21 11:33:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you shouldnt have stated that its in hell, michigan-that area ruined it and dont spend a lot time speaking abt what heaven replaced into like and the actuality that it replaced into manniing is a distraction from the comic tale and make the punchline 'the lions finally received the superbowl' ive heard a version of this that follows those regulations....its a lot funnier your comic tale is humorous, notwithstanding the presentation killed it
2016-10-16 09:59:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2006-11-21 11:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFHO that was new to me, bet some b@stard will copy it next week!
2006-11-21 11:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put on 'em brakes! that's funny...thx for the laughs!
2006-11-21 11:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL
Thanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
2006-11-21 11:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-21 11:28:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-21 11:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by TheOnlyOne_05 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny
2006-11-22 00:11:04 · answer #9 · answered by candy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl, thx
2006-11-21 12:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by bathagent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋