HAs anyone heard of fairy rolls.. and if so, do you have the recipe?
2006-11-21 10:56:49 · 6 answers · asked by blah blah blah 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
I've heard of them. I have the recipe:
Ingredients:
100lbs of chaste fairy
100lbs of dark, unsugared chocolate
700lbs of light, sugary sugar
about a thousand hours of prime time television
Directions:
Take your fairy by the hand
Give her love and a fat waist band
Add 100lbs of chocolate suicide
And 700lbs of sugary arsenide
Just after her boyfriend's
Dumped her lumpy 'arseside'
Whip thoroughly, she's been bad, BAD!
Sit her down to cry a tad
Turn on Leno she'll wish she were dead
Then Conan O'Brian and his great big head
Heat till screaming, "You slimy putrid putze!!!!"
(She's so cute when she's all futz)
After several years TV's tortured
Look what a fat fairy you've nurtured!
Serve and enjoy.
[curtsies to the audience] :)
2006-11-21 11:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by Roasted Kiwi 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fairy Rolls
1 cup margarine
2 cups hot water
2 Tbls. yeast
2 eggs
3/4 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
6 1/2 cups flour
1 tsp. baking powder
Pour hot water over margarine in extra large bowl. Let cool before adding 2 yeast cakes; blend in eggs. Add sugar and salt, then flour and baking powder. Cover and let rise until double in bulk. Form into rolls* and let rise again for about an hour. Bake 8 minutes at 400 degrees. Makes 3 1/2 - 4 dozen rolls.
*I roll my dough into a large circle and then cut triangles with a pizza cutter. Then roll the triangles into crescent roll shapes.
2006-11-21 19:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by Jason T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have. here's one of the recipes i've found:
Mrs. Mudgeway's Favorite Veggies
1 16 oz. bag frozen broccoli, carrot, cauliflower combination, thawed & drained
1 can Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cup shredded Swiss cheese
1/3 cup sour cream
1/4 tsp. pepper
1 small can Frenchs french fried onions
Combine all ingredients except 1/2 cup chesse and 1/2 can onions. Pour into 1-qt. casserole. Bake, covered, at 350 degress for 30 minutes or until veggies are tender. Top with remaining cheese and onions. Bake, uncovered, 5 minutes or until golden on top.
Hope that's what you're looking for! There are more recipes at the site listed.
2006-11-21 19:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by bighpfan073180 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother made these when I was young,they are so light and fluffy.She died before I could get her recipe and my Dad got rid of all her things.
2006-11-21 19:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but have heard of tootsie rolls
2006-11-21 19:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope but they sound nasty
2006-11-21 18:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by kryrcks444 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋