What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?
2006-11-21 10:42:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How the heck am I supposed to know?
Check out my two jokes.
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-11-25 07:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give up i dont know
2006-11-21 18:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by rOxY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dunno, but I bet it's a hell of a lot funnier if you tell the punch line.
2006-11-21 18:46:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm............ a really dead bird
2006-11-22 14:07:43 · answer #4 · answered by Joey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
?????
2006-11-21 18:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by lisa s 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋