A boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you £10 and a packet of sweets." The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
A little further up the road the man again pulls over. "Okay," he says, "How about £20 and two packets of sweets?"
The boy tells the man to piss off and carries on walking.
Still further up the road the man again pulls up beside the boy.
"Right!" he says. This is my final offer - £50 and all the sweets you can eat.
The little boy stops walking, goes towards the car and leans in. "Look," he hisses. "You bought the F**king Skoda, Dad, and you have to live with it. :)
2006-11-21 10:21:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Skodas fidgety used to be the butt of many jokes.
What information is in every Skoda logbook?
A bus timetable.
What's the difference between a Skoda and a golf ball?
If your lucky you can drive a golf ball more than 200 yards.
Why do Skodas have heated rear windows?
So your hands won't get cold when you're pushing it.
I,ve got a stereo system in my car fidgety.
My wife at the front and her mother at the back!
2006-11-22 01:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, made me chukkle, i thought that skodas were cool again though now
2006-11-21 10:28:15 · answer #2 · answered by button moon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a skoda at the top of a hill....a fookin miracle.....
by the way i liked your joke....
2006-11-21 10:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious - great ending.
2006-11-21 10:25:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-21 10:50:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I'm SO gonna use THAT one! :'oD
2006-11-21 10:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL !
2006-11-21 10:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋