One day Leanardo DaVinci died but they needed proof he was actually Leanardo Davinci so they could let him in. So he painted the Mona Lisa, and they let him in.
Many years later Albert Einstien died, and when they asked him how do we know you're really Einstien? So he quickly scribbled down a few equations and they let him in.
Then much more years later George Bush die went to heaven, and they asked him, How do we really know you're George Bush. Then he said, "Well I dunno."
"Well, we've already gotten proof from Leanardo Davinci and Albert Einstien."
"Who's Albert Einstien and Leanardo Da-?" he replied.
And the gateskeeper interupted, "Come In!"
2006-11-21 10:03:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha Good Joke ... 98
2006-11-21 10:28:42 · answer #1 · answered by Evan G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a good add to the joke
'then much much more years later, bill clinton died. they needed proof he was realy bill clinton so he said 'wanna know how many chicks i've been with while married to hilary?'
2006-11-21 10:09:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stupid question The Only way to heaven is be good, bush, is a coward Idiot.Same with steven harper
2006-11-21 10:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by Victorio 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's cute... but I love George Bush. He is refreshingly honest.
2006-11-21 10:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by SusieDarling 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol
9/10
2006-11-21 10:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol!!!!
2006-11-21 10:06:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋