Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines -- one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
2006-11-21 10:02:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ha! Ha! Ha! Love It!!
2006-11-21 10:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly, but power is given to us or handed over to others.
A relationship based on who has more power is nothing more than a business arrangement. If it cannot be resolved into 'sharing of responsibilities' then it is possibly time to move on.
Romantic involvements, relationships
The world has changed in the last 110 years and women are now allowed their rightful place as equals at a mans side.
Unfortunatly men haven't (in many many cases) determined in themselves to recognize this.
We have to pick up the ball and run with them - not try to beat them.
In recent years the judiciary has begun to make progress towards the validity of single fatherhood - it has a long way to go - as does the male dominated workforce
The fact of the matter is that the world is moving towards "equality" and us men have to suck it up or drop out of the race...
The corollary is that many of us cry because we see inequities in a system which still seems unfairly bent one way or another and we say in our hearts "It isn't fair"... there is always a space at the 'old mans bar' where we can moan about how badly we were ripped off.
The planet wasn't made that way... suck it up and respect each others contributions if you can't - or if she can't - move on or get walked on.
I retained custody of my kids based on adherence to truth - not as a result of feeling like I have to fight due to some percieved notion of being hard done by in society.
.. o man.. this can turn out to be a flipping disertation - gahh..
Relationships should not work that way... rant complete... have a great day! :-)
2006-11-21 18:22:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have all the power once we get to the bedroom.Then we can ask for anything and the answer always is yes,yes,yes :)
2006-11-21 18:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by Sherzade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say yes,your boyfriend seems to wear the pants in your relationship.
2006-11-21 20:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women have all the power, but some abuse it and others don't know it and still others don't know how to use it.
2006-11-21 18:06:59 · answer #5 · answered by Violet Pearl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes , with out any doubt
2006-11-21 18:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by stanley f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats too funny!
2006-11-21 18:05:17 · answer #7 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL (laugh out loud)
2006-11-21 18:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by dm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have my man whiped
2006-11-21 18:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by ♫♥♪♬♥♪Try Me♫♥♪♫♥♪♬ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes and no.
2006-11-21 18:05:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋