Funny things kids say.........?

Question

As I was putting on my bra this morning my 3 year old asked me what it was. I told her it was a bra. She said that she wanted one. I told her that she can wear a bra when her breasts get big like mommies. She said, "but Mommy, your breasts are little". Nice kid, huh. She promptly made up for it by telling me that my stomach is little, too.........(which is isn't!!!).

What funny things have your kids said or done lately?

Answer 1

I was getting out of the shower and my 4 year old son asked me what is that. I told him what he was pointing was my nipple. His sister promptly came in and said, I have nipples too (she's two). Her brother said, you both have nipples but none of you have a penis so I win! HAHAHAHAHA

Answer 2

I'm pregnant with my second baby. My son is four and my friends daughter will be five next month. They were talking about how the baby comes out and my son asked me how they came out. I told him and he said that Hanna told him that when it's time the girl has to push really hard on her knees and then the baby will come out. I thought that was pretty well thought out considering when you watch something on TV like a baby story they usually show th women holding her knees up and that could totally come across as pushing on the knees.

Answer 3

This is actually something my friend's daughter did. One day we stopped at a variety store and my friend had to quickly run in the bank beside it so she sent her daughter into the store with my money while I watched her from the car. My friend returned to the car and her daughter came out of the variety store with the loaf of bread and some candy. She asked her if she asked me if she could spend my money on the candy and her daughter replied "no". My friend initially accepted this answer but then asked her where she got the money then. Her answer: "the lady in the store gave it to me" (my change from buying the bread) We both laughed hysterically!!!

Answer 4

A few years ago my 6 year old nephew was in the car with me. He decided to go through my center console for me to help me organize it **it's really my clutter bin :-)**

At any rate, he'd found a bill that I'd put in there and was reading it over. I asked him what it said...to see if he could comprehend or make sense of it (out of curiousity)...and he said in a very serious and matter of fact tone, "Auntie....I just can't seem to make heads or tails of this!!"

I nearly died when I heard that!

Answer 5

i'm 51 i exchange into determining to purchase in my close by club Warehouse on Tuesday. I used between the flatbed carts as i exchange into determining to purchase my month-to-month Case of Bottled Water. on a similar time as waiting in line, there exchange right into a woman with 2 boys in front of me. one in all her sons suggested; "look mom, that guy has a beard!" She suggested; "specific he Does". Then her different Son suggested; "mom, that guy has a huge cart!" She spoke back, "specific He does" She then pointed to the cart and lady in the subsequent lane and informed them she additionally had many super products besides. I informed her boys have been properly behaved. She thanked me and suggested properly each so often they could be a hand complete.

Answer 6

My niece used to hear her mom call her dad an a--hol- and one day when she was 1 and she was in her car seat and mom and her were leaving she said By BY AS-hol- to her dad. My sister quite her cursing that day.

Answer 7

my daughter is still too little to talk (3 months on the 6th of dec.) but i can jus hear her saying that to me cuz im small as well....

Answer 8

My son, in the first year of school 1999. Asked the teacher for a colouring pencil, she wasn't fast enough. "ANY CHANCE OF IT HAPPENING THIS MILLENIUM?" Guess who he had heard it from?

Answer 9

goo goo gaa gaa?