?The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
At once, they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast
2006-11-21 09:44:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNYY!!! LMFAO!!!!
2006-11-21 09:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by genie3000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.. good joke. Reminds me of when I was about ten, and I was skinny dipping with some friends, when this thirteen year old girl comes over the hill, looking for her younger brother. We all went into the deeper water too, except for one kid, who was on the bank when she walked up. He ran and hid behind a scrawny bush, which didn't hide anything. She just laughed and told her brother that dinner was ready, and then left. We all laughed about it later.
2006-11-21 09:54:35 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stable comedian tale. Being on the age the place the thoughts works in a distinctive way than in my 30s and 40s, there's a distinction in thoughts function. gazing my presently deceased father improve older, i ought to confirm his thoughts weakening. yet, the wit exchange into nonetheless there. i could assume that on a similar time as we gained't technique specific methodologies, the essence of a individual's character, ie, being witty, nonetheless keeps to be.
2016-10-22 12:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by equils 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two thumbs up for the old man..and lmao
2006-11-21 09:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by Betty Boop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-11-21 09:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sooooooooooooooo funny!! Thank you for making me and my boyfriend laugh tonight!!
2006-11-21 09:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by Tyara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious.
2006-11-21 09:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty Old Men think fast...lol
2006-11-21 09:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big smile from me!
2006-11-21 09:48:47 · answer #9 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol smart man of course there no such thing...jkjk
2006-11-21 09:55:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
long for that kindda jokes but its so funny
2006-11-21 09:49:18 · answer #11 · answered by backassshoes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋