a teacher is teaching a class of 6 year olds and is reading them the story of the 3 little pigs,she gets to the part where the little pig asks the man for some straw,the teacher than asks her class "what do you think the man said"
up shoots the arm of a little boy who answers "i think he said "well f.u.c.k. me, a talking pig"
this is suppose to be true and i thought it was really funny :-)
2006-11-21 09:44:46 · 27 answers · asked by Bird 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Grade-Schooler
A similar story - my friend was telling the story to her class(5 year olds) and she got to the bit where the wolf huffs and puffs and blows the house down.
One wee kid in the front is sititng there looking very annoyed about this and with a perfectly straight face and an angry voice says, "the bastard".
God luv em, eh?????!!!!
And to Lady B and Nick L - no it's not funny a kid speaking like that and the teachers would deal with it appropriately within the context of the classroom but out of context, it has to be said, it really is quite amusing!!!
And my story IS true!
2006-11-21 20:29:37 · answer #1 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny for adults but a 6 year old child talking in those terms is not funny.
2006-11-22 04:26:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a 7 year old and you will not believe some of the things he has done. Last week he wrote on a piece of paper "I like big butts and I can not lie" And gave it to the girl next to him.
2006-11-21 20:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by spence6209@sbcglobal.net 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
then the pig says: OK, I'm not really into humanality, but if it gets me a house I'll f.u.c.k. anything
2006-11-21 18:11:28 · answer #4 · answered by matchak 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is hilarious! Although i think its a joke. Kids are fast at making those type of comments arent they?
2006-11-21 19:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by I love Kevin Costner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is soooooo funny but then again i do lead a dull life at times
2006-11-21 19:07:15 · answer #6 · answered by cocopops 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god, read that and thought it was the sort of answer my 5 year old would give.
2006-11-21 17:53:56 · answer #7 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long while! That is awesome.
2006-11-21 19:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by onbelay_belayon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree that this is funny however the sad part about it is that it happens!
2006-11-21 17:49:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm rolling on the floor with laughter. Thank you for sharing!!
2006-11-21 17:51:37 · answer #10 · answered by Tyara 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋