Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just then a passenger had the following conversation with the captain.
Passenger: How far is land, from here?
Captain: Two miles...
Passenger: Only two miles, then why these fools are making noise. I have the experience of swimming even more.
Captain: .....????
Passenger: Just tell me in which direction, land is two miles from here?
Captain: Downward...
2006-11-21 09:40:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
100/10
u r crakin me up
2006-11-21 09:45:38 · answer #1 · answered by cute_e0321 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell me when I am supposed to start laughing. There are lots of joke sites out there to find a good joke from.
2006-11-21 17:44:18 · answer #2 · answered by Supplicant 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i love it very funny ill give u a 10
2006-11-21 17:44:09 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife wanted me to take her to see the film Titanic with DiCaprio and Winslet when it came out.
I didn't want to go because I knew what happened at the end..................
2006-11-21 17:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-11-21 17:43:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the people not get on the iceberg,that would not have sunk
2006-11-21 17:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why didnt they climb on the iceberg?
2006-11-21 17:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe
thats funny
2006-11-21 17:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME!!!
10/10!
2006-11-21 17:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by orlyandsa 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's more sad than funny:(
2006-11-21 17:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by ??Adriana?? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋