A married couple are driving down a country lane in silence after a previous argument. Deciding to be witty, whilst driving past a field of pigs, the husband says 'look dear, relatives of yours?' after a moments pause, the wife replies 'yes, they're my in-laws'
2006-11-21 09:12:01 · 18 answers · asked by SuPeRsTaR 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm still smiling , even after reading all the replies
Nice one superstar...sounds like my wife and me
2006-11-21 09:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him what he will be doing next Friday, night ? When he wants to know tell him you are going to your mothers (Or wherever) and that you will not be back home till late Sunday, evening. Tell him that he has the number. If he gets in a bind, just give you a call ! Maybe by having to take care of everything by himself, it will give him a taste of the "good life" you have had to endure ! Before I was married our Preacher, told us that marriage was not a 50/50 proposition ! That when two people marry it could sometimes be a 60/40 or a 125/10 or any other set of combinations. The point being that there is more to a marriage than meets the eye. The average times in your caseload I would say could be when ever YOU, felt like it !
2016-05-22 09:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-21 09:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by ??Adriana?? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe; but I doubt there was a moments pause... I'd have been right in there!
2006-11-21 09:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard it before but its still good...lol
2006-11-21 09:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very gd 10/10
2006-11-21 09:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it, but that's funny...They're HIS family...lol...I love ironic jokes.
2006-11-21 09:16:05 · answer #7 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe heard it before but always funny
2006-11-21 09:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah that was super !!
2006-11-21 09:20:44 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha he dissevered it
2006-11-21 09:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by kristy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋