Male or Female ...
more examples...
TRAINS: Male, because they always use the same old lines for picking people up
EGG TIMERS: Female, because over time all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male because in hte last 5000 years they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female... you probably thought it would be male, but consider this; It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it ... and whilhe doesn't always know which buttons to push ... he just keeps on trying.
DR BAD
hope you're happy now girls ..
2006-11-21 09:10:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No surprise that the remote control is female... that's why he's got his hands on it ALL the time!
2006-11-21 09:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are absolutely right on the one about the remote control...
Very good one...
2006-11-21 09:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by Magy G 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice!
2006-11-21 09:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by Keepingmycool 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoever said chivalry is dead just hasnt met you Bad...theres only one thing that would make me groan louder...;0)
2006-11-21 09:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it, thats one of the funniest jokes I ever heard in here! LMFAO
2006-11-21 09:13:28 · answer #5 · answered by SuPeRsTaR 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny and true
2006-11-21 09:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by ??Adriana?? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny funny
2006-11-21 10:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew it all along.....lolol
2006-11-21 09:13:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the 2 points,mate, though I've no idea what you're on about!
2006-11-21 09:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
this is kool
2006-11-21 09:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋