God created earth and when he had finished he was walking through the garden of Eden with Adam. He placed his arm around Adam's shoulder and said "Adam, I have created Earth and I want to populate it. To do this I have created Eve and she is behind those bushes".
He went on to say "Adam, I want you to go behind those bushes and kiss Eve"
Adam said "Lord, what is kiss?"
God said "Don't worry I will tell you what to do" and he did.
Adam went behind the bushes and after a few minutes he came back smiling.
He said "Lord, that kissing was great".
God then said to Adam "I want you to go behind those bushes and caress Eve".
Adam said "Lord, what is caress?".
God said "don't worry I will explain what caress is" and he did.
Adam again went to the bushes and came back in half an hour and he was beaming.
He said "Lord, that caressing was even better than kissing".
God then said to Adam "I want you to go behind those bushes and make love to Eve"
Adam said "Lord, what is make love" .
God said "don't worry I will tell you what to do" and he did.
Adam raced to the bushes, but was back in 2 minutes with a frown and said "Lord what's a headache"
2006-11-21 09:05:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Laughing.....FUNNY!!!! great Joke & I love the cute picture of the cat in the santa outfit!
2006-11-21 09:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by Such A Chicka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG
that is laugh out loud hilarious.
I am copying your story it was so funny it made my eyes tear up!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Had any "headaches" latley?
LOL
keep it up1 That was good!
2006-11-21 09:10:33 · answer #2 · answered by amy-j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2006-11-21 09:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....hmmm 2 minutes, I imagine it was quite a headache for Eve too! lol ;)
2006-11-21 09:15:42 · answer #4 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny guess love didnt work so well and he got a headache tough luck tough luck but super funnnnnnny!LOLOLOLOL!
2006-11-21 09:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that question dont make me laugh!
but dont worry today I wake up very boring
2006-11-21 09:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by VNSN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute, hee
2006-11-21 09:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not alot has changed then.
2006-11-21 09:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by Monkey Basement 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha (not).. it would be funny if i wasent a christan
2006-11-21 09:09:07 · answer #9 · answered by tiny&proud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! see, it's in our genes!!!
2006-11-21 09:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋