In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male resident of Dacula, GA., in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch and he decided to stop. "You know , a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "Guess I was really into it , you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
2006-11-21 09:01:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I understand that in America - apple pie is a popular choice too...(ref: 'American Pie') what is it about Yanks and fruit?
Yet if YOU are a fruit in America I hear you have a helluva time of it! ;o]
My favourite sort of quote, sort of relevant here, is ...
Why is LA like Museli?
Because it's full of fruits, nuts and flakes! (hehehehehe)
2006-11-21 09:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In these times when AIDS is rife I truly hope Mr Lawrence did the wise thing and he did have a MATES condom with him.
I mean, even with pumkins, you have to be safe.
2006-11-21 09:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by Latoya. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so wrong but I hope she was a smart *** about arresting him!!
2006-11-21 09:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Ta Loca♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao
2006-11-21 09:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋