There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and WHACK!! knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden WHACK!! the big dude knocks him down AGAIN. This time he says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns.
Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and WHAM!!! knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears."
2006-11-21 08:53:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the best so far...damn good !!
2006-11-21 08:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got to love those "crowbars" from Sears!!! :o)
Also, dynomite comes in small packages!! :o)
2006-11-21 17:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is hilarious!!! Good job with all the jokes Dudley!! Keep em coming!
2006-11-21 17:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by liddlelamzydivey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know what Sears is, but I'm guessing the equivalent might be Homebase. Still, quite a funny, though. Thanks for making me smile.
2006-11-21 16:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by lovelylexie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! I'm sick with a really bad cold, and I think that's the first time I've really smiled all day. :)
2006-11-21 16:58:25 · answer #5 · answered by Spudders 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool story
2006-11-21 16:57:08 · answer #6 · answered by SUNSH!NE© 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny funny funny
2006-11-21 16:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2006-11-21 18:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!
2006-11-21 16:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by genie3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋