What do you think of this??

Question

A Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The Hispanic man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen Maricon....when i was born, i was brown, "
"When i grew up, i was brown, "
"When i'm sick, i'm brown, "
"When i go in the sun, i'm brown, "
"When I'm cold, i'm brown, "
"When i die, i'll be brown ."
But you pendejo...."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
"VETE A LA CHINGADA!!
"GRINGO PENDEJO MAMAHUEVO!!!"
"Latinos came to America first, you bit ch *** gringo!!"

roy40372
No thanks, I have a maid myself. Its your trailer trashy wife!

Answer 1

That is hilarious......

Answer 2

Actually it was the Vikings who arrived here first, followed by Spaniards, then the Dutch, French,and then the English....not latinos ......And I am not going to lower myself to name calling. Grow up and accept that the law is the law and has nothing to do with race. I do not hate latinos or any other race of person, however this type of dialog says a lot for the attitude of your background. I would hope there would be a more civilized representative. As far as who was first the Native Americans were the actual first.

Answer 3

First off I am also Latina, 100%. Second of all I have read this before and it is the stupidest thing I have ever read. LOL, it doesn't even make sense, and is racist..

Also, sorry to burst your bubble but it does not matter who was here "first". Almost every country on this planet does not harbor solely its indigenous peoples. If you're so inclined to believe that only natives should populate a country, go up to a black person and tell them to go back to Africa. I guarantee you'll love their reaction!

Answer 4

A little Mad?
When was the last time a cop actually helped you? Police issue tickets to make the government
money, not to help you. Police are meter maids doing nothing productive, but make your life
harder to live. They call tow trucks take your car and if you can't get it out, they re-sell it at
auctions to car dealerships, who sell it right back to you. You accept the rules of the game of life
because you feel powerless to change them. The government controls you into working your life,
having children and putting them in the same situation you are in now, and then you die.
Your parents did it to you, you do it to your children.
Did you really need that cop to write a ticket and fine you for not keeping up with the laws?
When you did something wrong as a child, did your parents tell you, you owe them $100?
Or did did you learn your lesson another way?

Think the laws are easy to keep up with? Ask your family or friends how many new laws popped
up in the last 50 years, everyone thinks it was so nice in the past, it was, we made
laws to stop it. Every spot of the earth is marked off with law signs. You know whats right and
wrong, you don't need to pay money to the GOVT when they tell you your wrong.

Why do they take money? The one thing you need in this world to live?
Because it's the one thing in this world you need to live, your CONTROLLED.

Are you MAD? Did it start with MONEY problems? Money is the root of evil things in this world.
Your fooled into thinking if you play the game and get enough money, one day you will
be left alone. Wrong, they watch you even more, cause now you have more money and
the GOVT wants more of it.

Do you drink or do drugs to take the pain away? It's not your fault. You want to take your anger
out on something/anything(the govt perhaps). PLEASE, stop re-directing the anger of the world
towards those you care about, put it in it's place, get mad at the GOVT, not your family.

You work for money, 30% to GOVT. You need food, %, You need a car, %,
You need registration, %, You need inspection, % , You need insurance, %, You drive to fast, %,
You drive too anything, %, You need to park, %, You get towed, %, Bought your land, %, You
actually have some left over, put it in a bank, % to GOVT. Want to leave the money you actually
saved to give to your family so they don't have it as bad as you did when you die, 50%.
You finally DIE, %. to be buried. Even when your dead, you owe money. Stop the CYCLE.

Nothing will change? Don't you think your great, great, grampa thought the same thing when
he left Europe to come to a place where the GOVT didn't tell him everyday, he's a bad person.
No laws? No way, just stop telling us where bad people while your making money for the GOVT.
Good people, we know what the laws are, WERE GOOD PEOPLE.
Bad people don't need the laws because they don't care about laws anyways! Don't have enough
money to pay for it? Good or bad, your going to jail to think about it now.

STOP THE CYCLE OF HATE AND DEATH, don't do it to your children again!!
If you need help, call 911, until then, LEAVE US ALONE TO LIVE!!
Who is anyone to tell you anything about your life, IT'S YOUR LIFE!

Remember, this is why we REVOLTED in the first place. Not that we didn't like
the world, but because we LOVE the world. I LOVE AMERICA in it's idea, the government
needs to make money somewhere else and stop stressing us all out or we will stop the GOVT!!

LET FREEDOM RING! --------we need to hit the bell-------DDDOOOONNNNGGGGGG!!!!!

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Answer 5

I'm betting you will be reported. This is very funny though, to someone with a sense of humor. hehehe

I never thought of myself as "colored" before, but if you say so.

So do you think the pink outfit or the blue outfit will look best with my skin tone today? ;o)

Sue

Answer 6

There's certainly nothing "sweet" about what comes out of your mouth.

Answer 7

Actually my ancestors were here first honey..I'm Cherokee Indian, and as for your joke, I find it to be in very poor taste. We should not be making fun of anyone because of their race or color.

Answer 8

Well, it is funny.
But it is posted in the wrong forum- you might not like some of the responses you get

Answer 9

i have no problem with the color of any illegal skin this illegals immiration issue is not about race i just wanted to put that liitle thing in there . and your post funny .lmao

Answer 10

I find it very racist. I wouldn't like it if someone posted something like this about my skin color....
WRONG place to have posted this joke, Latina Dulce:(

Answer 11

I kicking you *** you racist la raza .