Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook.
The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!"
The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!"
The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times."
2006-11-21 08:06:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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My girlfriend had to finish this, I was shaking so much.. sorry.
Just kidding.. that was a good joke.
I am elderly and all that shaking wouldn't do me any good...now. Where was it when I was younger? ha ha
2006-11-21 08:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha...just reading the punchline made me start shaking.
Nice joke and so true to life, be warned;)
2006-11-21 16:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, worth remembering.
/doc
lol
2006-11-21 16:11:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
something for the men to look forward to then:)
2006-11-21 16:10:01 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rude -- but funny as all get out!! He he he - can't stop the laughter!!
2006-11-21 16:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
2006-11-21 16:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
best one yet. Do you know where i can get a pair, he he he.
2006-11-21 16:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-11-21 16:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy hardy harr
2006-11-21 16:28:32 · answer #9 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good! made me chuckle
2006-11-21 16:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by tjtwix1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋