A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
2006-11-21 07:55:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO that is funny! I think that woman needs to loosen up a bit! Even if it was a dirty convo she had no place in it!
HOORAY FOR TWO ASSES COMING TOGETHER!!!
2006-11-21 08:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by Lissy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was brilliant. Keep up the good work.
2006-11-21 15:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-21 15:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by lucy_diamond66 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao
good one dawg
2006-11-21 16:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever
2006-11-21 16:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!! heard it before, but it gets me everytime!!!
2006-11-22 02:50:19 · answer #6 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you gotta love it...very funny :)
2006-11-21 16:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by ga gurl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haahahaahahahahaha ahahahahahahaha
2006-11-21 15:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by nobleicus 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I liked it!! It was cute! :)
2006-11-21 16:19:51 · answer #9 · answered by ♥**Me**♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-11-21 16:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by hamsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋