A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
2006-11-21 07:39:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats so cute and funny and true
2006-11-21 07:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by smartypantsleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, on a scale of 1 to 10, a 9-lmao
2006-11-21 15:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Psalm 129
A song of ascents.
They have greatly oppressed me from my youth—
let Israel say-
they have greatly oppressed me from my youth,
but they have not gained the victory over me.
Plowmen have plowed my back
and made their furrows long.
But the LORD is righteous;
he has cut me free from the cords of the wicked.
May all who hate Zion
be turned back in shame.
May they be like grass on the roof,
which withers before it can grow;
with it the reaper cannot fill his hands,
nor the one who gathers fill his arms.
May those who pass by not say,
"The blessing of the LORD be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the LORD."
2006-11-21 15:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg thats the best one yet keep them comeing babez!
2006-11-21 15:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda cute
2006-11-21 15:57:06 · answer #5 · answered by Tigregrrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome!
2006-11-21 15:41:47 · answer #6 · answered by Kris B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-21 15:49:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it
2006-11-21 15:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too cute
2006-11-21 15:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by besitos2610 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ughhh....what a $lut!!!
2006-11-21 15:43:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋