A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish"
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
2006-11-21 07:36:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke.
But the moral is actually very true to life..
I have learned that if I can psyche my boss into thinking my sole purpose is to make him look good. HE IS HAPPY. HE DOESN'T LORD OVER ME, as much.
2006-11-21 07:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by FAT CAT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical boss
2006-11-21 15:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by besitos2610 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-21 15:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! ^_^v That's a good one! ^
2006-11-21 15:44:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-11-21 15:41:36 · answer #5 · answered by smartypantsleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too cute!!
2006-11-21 15:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by Bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny :D
2006-11-21 16:07:12 · answer #7 · answered by Tigregrrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was fu(king great!
2006-11-21 15:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋