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3 engineers and 3 accountants travel by train to a conference. The accountants buy 3 tickets and watch as the engineers buy only 1 . "How are 3 people going to travel on 1 ticket?" they ask the engineers "Watch and you'll see" . The accountants take their seats but all 3 engineers cram into the WC and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor starts collecting tickets. He knocks on the WC door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and leaves. The accountants see this clever idea. So they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" they ask. "Watch and you'll see" they replied. The 3 accountants cram into the WC and the 3 engineers get in another. The train departs and one of the engineers knocks on the accountant's WC door and says "Ticket please!"

2006-11-21 07:24:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

funny.........but I'm sure you can do better

2006-11-21 07:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1 0

Took me a minute but I get it now

2006-11-21 15:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by Ballyskenachgirl 2 · 0 0

hmmmm
I guess you have to have ridden in a plane to understand???

2006-11-21 15:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by besitos2610 5 · 0 0

Good one !!

2006-11-21 15:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by MICHAEL M 1 · 0 0

that was a good one.....

2006-11-21 15:29:24 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0 0

lol, that was cute

2006-11-21 16:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by Tigregrrl 4 · 0 0

OK

2006-11-21 15:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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