A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."
2006-11-21 07:20:24 · 18 answers · asked by Georgie's Girl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is there a comedienne in the house??
There certainly is,...take a bow Angel...that was a good one
2006-11-21 07:47:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew I had heard it before, but being old I could not remember the punchline. When I finally got to it I wet myself, just like the first time I heard it. Brilliant joke, a classic that will live forever.
Viva yahoo answers and all those who sail in her;)
Edit: Good reply Mark 1:)
2006-11-21 15:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhahahahheeehahahahhehehahhahwahhahahahahheheehah
Ahah. Hah.
2006-11-21 15:23:02 · answer #3 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Was it a five iron she used, oooh never mind, very funny. LOL
2006-11-22 02:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha tehehehehehe lol pretty funny my friend, pretty funny
2006-11-21 15:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-11-21 15:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by Megan 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha ha
2006-11-21 16:48:58 · answer #7 · answered by miki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
Very funny.
2006-11-21 15:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
he he he, best joke i've read today on answers, v. funny
2006-11-21 16:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that a girl, I love it.
2006-11-21 15:25:59 · answer #10 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋