Bathroom Excuse
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners questions the students,one by one.
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked. "Just a minute, I have to go piss." The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you John, how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper".
The teacher fainted.
2006-11-21 07:14:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Simply by saying, Excuse me, I need to go the the rest room.
2006-11-21 07:16:25 · answer #1 · answered by aw03172001 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'm a dude, or maybe i be attentive to that any sane female does no longer circulate out with you returned. I mean, it is cool which you're a participant, yet according to hazard you have gotten scheduled the different date approximately an hour later. it is basically undesirable manners, and provides the incorrect impact.
2016-12-10 13:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Peter is a boy that's going places! (And I don't just mean to the bathroom either!.)
2006-11-21 07:20:17 · answer #3 · answered by Lancer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!! Did the teacher faint outta shock or she was just too wet to control herself...Funny tho'
2006-11-21 07:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by Tinnie Cutie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-11-21 16:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grassy would like to shake your hand. That was funny!!! lol
2006-11-21 07:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
enjoyed it ;-)
i'd remove the last sentence though - it doesn't add anything and is a bit tacky, at least I think so
take care
2006-11-21 07:20:13 · answer #7 · answered by AntoineBachmann 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just say "oooh, i neeeeeed to peeeeeeeeee"
2006-11-21 07:16:55 · answer #8 · answered by rchlbsxy2 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I need wash my hands.
2006-11-21 07:19:54 · answer #9 · answered by Toto 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's absolutely hilarious!!!!
2006-11-21 07:18:14 · answer #10 · answered by gapeach 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋