A man his wife and her mother went to Isreal for vacation while there her mother passed away. The man asked the funeral director, How much to bury her here in Isreal and how much to fly her back to the states to bury her? the funeral replied $50 to bury her here and about $5000 to fly her back to the states to bury her.
After thinking about it for a while the man said I think we'll fly her back to the states to bury her. The funeral said you must have loved her alot? The man rpleied No but i heard you guys buried a guy once and three days later he came back and i can't take that chance!
2006-11-21 06:33:23 · 19 answers · asked by hawop 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
this was just for fun. i apoligize if it offended anyone. but if it did it shows your mentality!!!!!
2006-11-22 05:23:53 · update #1
LOL! Good one!
2006-11-21 06:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one. But sad to say in the original it was the wife who died. There was no mother-in-law in it. (The joke had the title of "the Loving Husband." Go figure.)
2006-11-21 14:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by JAT 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Indeed a funny one, still makes me laugh
2006-11-21 14:38:43 · answer #3 · answered by dadknows 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny.
2006-11-21 14:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by GODZILLA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read g-whiz's bio. You'll see why she's so mean-spirited.
Lighten up My child. Hate is not a family value.
2006-11-21 14:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by Laptop Jesus 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Gwhiz, you're mean. I thought it was funny
2006-11-21 14:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by Katie L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!lol, sometimes we do feel that way about some people.
2006-11-21 14:36:18 · answer #7 · answered by Track need i say more 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heard it before but its still a great joke.
2006-11-21 14:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by james.parker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one!
2006-11-21 14:34:42 · answer #9 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol Excellent !
2006-11-21 14:38:10 · answer #10 · answered by Sherzade 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋