So theres a cat a dog and a onion that go to a strip bar ( plz dont close down its only a joke ok) so finish the rest
2006-11-21 06:27:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So theres a cat and a dog and an onion that go to a strip bar...as they are watching the show one of the dancers stops at the table and says to the dog..."I've seen alot of strange things working here..but I have to ask...why the cat and the onion?" The dog smiles and says "Well, every guy likes a good p***y...and onions have great apeel" (deliberate mispelling on appeal) (*so sorry if this offends anyone...was the first thing I thought of)
2006-11-21 06:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by silentscreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bartender tells the dog he has to pay for his drink but the pu**y gets free drinks and then he looks at the onion and says if you start crying in your beer your out of here.
2006-11-21 06:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres a better one:
a guy goes to a bar and sits down. A guy beside him yells to the bartender "Hey jacka** bring me a beer". The bartender brings the beer. The guy does this a few more times and each time he gets his beer. Finally the first guy asked the bartender "Why does that guy keep calling you jacka** and you keep giving him the beer?" The bartender replies " He-Haw He-Haw He alllllways calls me that"
2006-11-21 06:34:14 · answer #3 · answered by Scorpio 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So the bartender said how long you been with stinky,the dog said we just walk in with the onion,the bartender said I'm talking to the onion.
2006-11-21 06:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by kman1830 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cat asked the dog "Why did you bring him along?" and the dog replied "I had to. He said if he didn't see someone peeling down he was gonna cry."
Lame but first thing that popped in my head...
2006-11-21 06:30:28 · answer #5 · answered by SteveN 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bartender tells the dog that he has to leave we do not serve your kind here. This here is a lesbian bar only pu**y and cry babies allowed.
2006-11-21 06:30:32 · answer #6 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and the dog says to the bartender ,hey buddy you know anybody lookin for a little p@ssy
that will bring tears to your eyes.
2006-11-21 06:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and the bartender says "hey why the long face" lol sorry I'm no good at this it's the first thing that came to my mind
2006-11-21 06:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
end with something to do with the onion taking everything off and disappearing to nothing....sorry i am bad at this stuff too
:+)
"SteveN" had a good one !!!
2006-11-21 06:35:26 · answer #9 · answered by chastityelizabeth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and a duck walks in and says, how long you had that wooden leg.
2006-11-21 06:28:55 · answer #10 · answered by juicetke 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋